It's official. Boren is a Buckeye. Congrats Justin. You are now the most hated man in the state of Michigan.

A few words of advice to Boren's new teammates: 1) don't tease him, he cries; 2) don't make him run, it'll make him think you don't like him; 3) don't curse, them's the devil's language; and 4) don't hold him accountable for his performance, he'll take his ball and go home.